Sometimes you need a label.
Like the only way to not drink alcohol at a party is to be a recovering alcoholic, cos people say:
"Do you want a drink?"
"I’m a recovering alcoholic."
Otherwise it’s: “Do you want a drink?”
"No, thank you."
"Have a drink!"
It’s like these people, their only aim is to turn everyone into an alcoholic and if they meet one they think: “Oh, you’re done, fine.”
Simon Amstell – Numb
"And everything in my fridge is fair trade and organic. The porn is neither."
simON AMSTELL IN A CUDDLY JUMPER
Simon Amstell - The Art of Stand Up - BBC
- You’re a presenter who takes the piss out of people! Hello!
- People congratulate me for being mean.
- You’re not mean. You’re cheeky.