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captainbbat:

Sometimes you need a label.
Like the only way to not drink alcohol at a party is to be a recovering alcoholic, cos people say:
"Do you want a drink?"
"I’m a recovering alcoholic."
"Fair enough."

Otherwise it’s: “Do you want a drink?”
"No, thank you."
"Have a drink!"

It’s like these people, their only aim is to turn everyone into an alcoholic and if they meet one they think: “Oh, you’re done, fine.”

Simon Amstell – Numb


"I said ‘I just sort of fictionalized you’. And he said ‘Oh, yeah, I’ve heard about it’. So he hadn’t seen it! What do I have to do to get your f*cking attention?!"
— Simon Amstell (via hable-con-ella)

denimcollar:

"And everything in my fridge is fair trade and organic. The porn is neither."


hable-con-ella:

Simon Amstell: Meet the Comedian


viridescentshade:

viridescentshade:

simON AMSTELL IN A CUDDLY JUMPER

#Gh

hable-con-ella:

Simon Amstell - The Art of Stand Up - BBC



hable-con-ella:

- You’re a presenter who takes the piss out of people! Hello!
- People congratulate me for being mean.
- You’re not mean. You’re cheeky.

hable-con-ella:

- You’re a presenter who takes the piss out of people! Hello!

- People congratulate me for being mean.

- You’re not mean. You’re cheeky.


"Thinking is good, but it’s a balance problem. Thinking can only get you so far; it can’t get you to a place where you are able to love."
— Simon Amstell for Esquire, 13th of December 2013. (via winstons-and-enochs)